Kristian and Frances

To the oldies reading this, Mad Propz means good. Negative Propz is bad.

Mad Propz to Croatia for beautiful lands, stunning girls, wonderful coffee, free water, Choco Smiles, Croatian Sausages*
Mad Propz to Italy for wonderful pizza and pasta.
Mad Propz to Spain for Cordoba and Granada and cheap groceries, cheap and awesome metro system, energy and excitement.
Mad Propz to France for cheese.
Negative Propz to Italy for awful coffee, pay to use toilets, pollen, vanity.
Negative Propz to Spain for bad meals, vanity.
Negative Propz to France for not being able to get a glass of water at a cafe if you ask for water, general Frenchness.
Negative Propz to Australia for having so many obnoxious tourists. Why is it only bogans who travel?

* This means that yes I ate some meats. Our host in Dubrovnik organised a big BBQ for everyone at the guest house, who am I to refuse the graciousness of our host? I had one sausage and one small piece of skewered chicken. Delicious! But my only transgression thus far!